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News:
The Government Is Accepting Venmo Payments to Pay Off the National Debt
Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona
Swingers Fear Hurricane Melissa Could Destroy Their Favorite Resort In Jamaica
The Meaning of Every Brainrot Term Charlie Kirk’s Assassin Included on His Bullet Casings
Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia
GEN Z/ALPHA:
Gen Alpha No Longer Thinks Farts Are Funny
Gen Z Is Paralyzed By Their Fear of Being ‘Cringe’
Millennials Are Roasting Gen Z for Their Dead Pan Stares
The World's Hottest Food Critic Is Reviewing His Middle School Lunches
CULTURE:
Liam Gallagher Says Oasis Concerts Are a Safe Haven for Adulterers
‘Shrekking’ Is the New Term for Dating Someone Uglier Than You
Jane Goodall Never Ruled Out the Possibility of Bigfoot
MISC:
There's Actually a Scientific Reason for Why Cows Love Jazz
How the Seahorse Emoji Became the Latest Mandela Effect and Broke ChatGPT
Joe Rogan Thinks AI Might Be the Second Coming of Christ
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Radio Appearances
With 42 appearances as a bi-weekly guest on The Todd Allbaugh Show, I provided a light-hearted rundown of all the funny, wacky, and surreal news stories of the week, all written and sourced by myself and the eBaum’s World team (full catalogue here).
At the bottom of the hour, our friend Peter Rapine returns. As the Managing Editor of eBaum’s World, he has his finger on the pulse of the craziest stuff that real people are doing.
Here are the stories Peter shares with us this week:
Wrapping up our week is the long-awaited return of eBaum’s World Managing Editor Peter Rapine with another week in review! Here are the crazy true stories Peter shared with us today:
Brain Surgeon Arrested After Letting Her 12-Year-Old Daughter Drill Into A Patient's Skull
New York County Is Trying To Elect A Candidate Who Disappeared At Sea
Airline Industry Now Saying That Fixing Its Planes Would Cost Too Much Money
Arby's Is Being Sued For False Advertising Because Their Sandwiches Look Nothing Like The Pictures
One Third Of Gen Z Singles Say They Only Date For The Free Meals
In a bit of a schedule shakeup, eBaum’s World Managing Editor Peter Rapine joins us at the top of hour two. He shepherds us into the weekend with the weirdest and wackiest of humanity over the last few weeks.
Here are the crazy stories that Peter shares with us today: