Writing Samples

Peter is a writer, editor, and digital culture expert who has written thousands of articles about viral trends, memes, and the digital landscape. He is the 10th most read contributor in eBaum’s World history and has more than 100 million lifetime webpage views. Peter’s expertise is finding and reporting social trends before they have gone viral. When he ran eBaum’s World’s internet conspiracy desk from 2019-2021, he was the first to report on the Trump Time Traveller Theory, adrenochrome, and “Jewish Space Lasers.”

Peter also loves writing funny, yet fact-based articles as well. Some of his favorites include: There's Actually a Scientific Reason for Why Cows Love Jazz, Jane Goodall Never Ruled Out the Possibility of Bigfoot, and There Could Be a Billion People Unaccounted for on Earth. Full byline here.

News:

The Government Is Accepting Venmo Payments to Pay Off the National Debt

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

Swingers Fear Hurricane Melissa Could Destroy Their Favorite Resort In Jamaica

The Meaning of Every Brainrot Term Charlie Kirk’s Assassin Included on His Bullet Casings

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

GEN Z/ALPHA: 

Gen Alpha No Longer Thinks Farts Are Funny

Gen Z Is Paralyzed By Their Fear of Being ‘Cringe’

Millennials Are Roasting Gen Z for Their Dead Pan Stares

The World's Hottest Food Critic Is Reviewing His Middle School Lunches

CULTURE: 

Liam Gallagher Says Oasis Concerts Are a Safe Haven for Adulterers

‘Shrekking’ Is the New Term for Dating Someone Uglier Than You

Jane Goodall Never Ruled Out the Possibility of Bigfoot

MISC: 

There's Actually a Scientific Reason for Why Cows Love Jazz

How the Seahorse Emoji Became the Latest Mandela Effect and Broke ChatGPT

Joe Rogan Thinks AI Might Be the Second Coming of Christ