Writing Samples
A selection of my original digital reporting. You can find my full list of samples here.
NEWS:
The Government Is Accepting Venmo Payments to Pay Off the National Debt
Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona
Swingers Fear Hurricane Melissa Could Destroy Their Favorite Resort In Jamaica
The Meaning of Every Brainrot Term Charlie Kirk’s Assassin Included on His Bullet Casings
Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia
GEN Z/ALPHA:
Gen Alpha No Longer Thinks Farts Are Funny
Gen Z Is Paralyzed By Their Fear of Being ‘Cringe’
Millennials Are Roasting Gen Z for Their Dead Pan Stares
The World's Hottest Food Critic Is Reviewing His Middle School Lunches
CULTURE:
Liam Gallagher Says Oasis Concerts Are a Safe Haven for Adulterers
‘Shrekking’ Is the New Term for Dating Someone Uglier Than You
Jane Goodall Never Ruled Out the Possibility of Bigfoot
MISC: